I really don’t know where sarcasm ends and reality begins.

Ananth Ramesh on an obviously sarcastic comment, 28.05.2018

It’s like going out for playing holi and then complaining ‘rang lag gaya’

Akhil Ananth, when a colleague, Rohan Roy, backed out of an argument, 09.05.2018

There is a silent “p” in “zen”. You may not know where but a zen master knows.

Sauvik, during a totally useless conversation, 11.04.2017

An umbrella can be used in Bangalore rains. It can also be used in Sun. Aur kabhi kabhi wo muh chhupane ke kaam bhi aata hai.

Ravish, on our company giving umbrella as gift, 10.01.2017

There are three things. Keep a positive mindset. Eat well, sleep well and exercise. And always lie about your age.

Russell Bell (71), on how he is able to cycle better than youngsters, 23.12.2016

You breed to fill the available space.

Dhananjay Deshmukh, on why rural guys have more kids, 30.11.2016

They are students. Their only job is to give exams.

Rueben Dinakar, on interviewing candidates, 17.11.2016

When Sauvik enters his room, time dialates. We think that he has only been in there for 8 hours but he has been there for 32 hours.

Ravish Verma, 17.11.2016

Ek rectangle rotate karne ke baad bhi rectangle hi reh gaya,
Aur mera jeevan kora kaagaz kora hi reh gaya.

Rueben Dinakar, 16.11.2016